When Bret was playing “Max Payne,” I spent hours sitting on the bed just watching. I don’t have fast enough reflexes to play FPS games, but it mesmerized me nonetheless.
Now they’ve made a movie of it. CAN’T WAIT.
Anybody know what we’re supposed to do with it?
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AGAINST TEQUILA?!?!
The only thing I want against tequila is my tongue! Oh, and maybe some lime and salt.
(Why I wish I was going: Pretty Soon This Will Be In The Past)
And this is just in the past week!
The brown lines are known faultlines.
Seriously, dude. For the love of god, cash your spellcheck and buy a vowel.
