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If only the world would fight its wars this way.

Avitable (WARNING! Link definitely?NSFW) created this interview meme, and since I’m tied up with other creative stuff right now, I’ll give it a go!

Here’s how it works: Answer these five questions on your blog, and then come up with five new ones for your readers to answer on their respective blogs, etc. And link back to here.

1. Out of all of the posts you’ve written, which is your favorite and why?
Hmm, I have many favorites, but possibly this one, because I like how honest and funny it is. So often I’m whining about myself; it’s a nice change to chuckle affectionately at my imperfections.

2. Out of all of the posts I’ve [Avitable] written that you’ve read, which is your favorite and why?
The “Letter to my body” one, because you look so good naked.

3. Which do you find the most frightening and why: A radically fundamentalist Christian, a moderate Muslim, a pretentious atheist, or a Scientologist?
A radically fundamentalist Christian, because so many consider it their God-given duty to convert the rest of the world to their beliefs ? no matter what it takes. There is nothing frightening about a moderate Muslim. Every atheist I’ve ever known has been pretentious. Scientologists are wacky, but harmless ? unless you’re a couch.

4. Rather than discuss the typical characteristics of someone you’d desire (sense of humor, good body, etc.), I’m going to focus on the little details. Rank them in order of preference, with #7 being the one you consider more important than the others and #1 being the one you consider the least important:
1. Good fashion sense
2. Ability to dance well
3. Encyclopedic knowledge
4. Odorless feet
5. Quick-wittedness
6. Even-tempered nature
7. Likes the same music, movies, and/or television
6, 3, 7, 5, 2, 1, 4. #6 first because my first husband was a mean, violent drunk and I won’t go there again. #4 last because I?find the odor of my husband’s feet quite arousing.

5. If you were going to be trapped on a remote island for the rest of your life with one other person, which would you choose and why?
A. Your spouse or s.o.
B. Your celebrity crush
C. Your best friend
D. MacGyver
E. One of your parents or children
Definitely A, my spouse. First, because he IS MacGyver, and was also a wilderness backpacker. He knows his ass from a hole in the ground, let me tell you. Also, he’s the best companion I could ever hope for, in any circumstances. Plus, the sex would make me not care if we were ever rescued. It would kill me to never see my daughter again, but I wouldn’t want her trapped with me for her sake.

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And for Part 2, here are my five questions for you guys to answer on your blogs:
1. If you had to completely give up one of the following for the rest of your life, which would you sacrifice and why: Watching television, blogging or sex?
2. Which do you drink most often and why: Tap water, bottled plain water or “enhanced” water?
3. What one movie has had the greatest impact on you as a person and why?
4. If money/employment was of no consideration, where would you live and why?
5. Do you remember what life was like B.C. (before cellphones)? Compare and contrast your life then and now. Cite three examples of what you have gained or lost by using one. Include a pie chart showing the percentages of time spent on the phone, and a bar graph illustrating how your social life has been affected.

If you decide to do Avitable’s Querypalooza, be sure to let him know!

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This royal online gambling dreamed the century lightheartedly. It’s human to be re-laid! Glorious training is the widespread online gambling. It’s cool to be sent! The eye is bravely valid. One friend is tritely territorial.

Exactly. Umm … what?

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While doped up on Vicodin and chocolate …

Your Inner Muse is Euterpe

You are most like this muse of music. While you may or may not be musical… You love music and set life to your own personal soundtrack. And you are good at making anyone’s heart sing!

What Muse Are You?

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Your Hippie Chick Name Is:

Starlight

Hippie Chick Name Generator

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Your Eyes Should Be Brown

Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom What’s hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

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You Are a Chimera

You are very outgoing and well connected to many people. Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others. You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others. You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

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What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or even a completely different life. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. Your feet may be on the ground, but your head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as a bit small and insignificant. People pay more attention to you than you think. Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it’s something you’ve been anticipating for awhile now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn’t fall in love with someone you didn’t trust.

Inside the Room of Your Soul

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