WTF is this thing?

mojito thing

Anybody know what we’re supposed to do with it?
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20 Responses to “WTF is this thing?”

  1. Dave2 Says:

    Do you really want to be asking ME that question? :-D

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  2. SJ Says:

    Dave2: Your suggestion can’t be much worse than what we’ve already tried come up with!

  3. adena Says:

    I thought it was an axe, until I large-sized it.

    I have no idea. I’ve never needed props to make a mojito….

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  4. Hilly Says:

    It’s a muddler!

    (wait was I supposed to say something funny here?)

    Hilly’s last blog post: The Heart Can Freeze Or It Can Burn?.

  5. martymankins Says:

    Dammit! Hilly beat me to it. That’s an official Bacardi muddler. It’s used to make mojitos… in fact, it’s the key tool to making them. I talked about making mojitos a couple of sunday’s ago.

    I wish I could come up with something funny to guess, but making mojitos is all I can think about now.

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  6. SJ Says:

    Adena: We haven’t either. I mean, why?

    Hilly: Well, it works! I’m muddled, all right. Okay, please explain what a “muddler” does?

    Have we been making mojitos wrong?!?! :O

  7. SJ Says:

    Marty: I shall go read your post right now, because I STILL don’t know …

  8. Hilly Says:

    Muddler!

    It mashes the herbage for the drink…in this case, the fresh mint!

    (figures I’d know my booze apparatuses)

    :pph:

    Hilly’s last blog post: The Heart Can Freeze Or It Can Burn?.

  9. kilax Says:

    Come visit me and I’ll show you what it is… ;)

    Ha ha ha! :)

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  10. abbersnail Says:

    A muddler is used to mash the limes and mint together before you pour the rum over the top.

    Is it sad that I know that?

    abbersnail’s last blog post: Knowing you in writing

  11. SJ Says:

    Hilly: Now WHY didn’t I think to check Wikipedia!

    Kim: My flight arrives Saturday at 10 a.m. What, not enough notice?

    abbersnail: It is NOT sad. It means you have more experience with mojitos than I do. I just had my first one a few weeks ago.

    And now I know why I didn’t recognize this gadget: We’ve been making mojitos with Rose’s Mojito Mix. No muddling required.

  12. kapgar Says:

    I thought it was a hatchet. But now it looks like a mini-blowgun with a NIC attached to the end with a clear plastic protective cover that has a giant collar on it. WTF?

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  13. kapgar Says:

    That should’ve been a WiFi card.

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  14. SJ Says:

    Kevin: Hahahahaha!!! Oh man, I feel so much better now! :D

  15. suze Says:

    Who knew you needed so much fancy stuff for booze?! I like my drinks simple… ;)

    suze’s last blog post: the rain has gone?

  16. Penelope Says:

    It certainly looks like…..ummm…..well……you know, if his hand got tired….or something…..maybe?
    Or it could be that thing for making drinks that the others said! ;o)

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  17. Avitable Says:

    It’s not a muddler. It’s a hamster smoosher. You put a hamster flat out on the ground, aim for the head, and smoosh!

    Avitable’s last blog post: Daycare and Avitable

  18. Nat Says:

    NOw apparently I need a muddler. Wow.

    Hamster smoosher sounds WAY more interesting.

    Nat’s last blog post: It was wrong. We were wrong.

  19. John Says:

    Is that a blade on the end? Looks like a tool for the serious cocaine enthusiast. And apparently helps with mojitos too. A druggie swiss army knife of sorts.

    And where has your blog been?? Ya slacker ya! ; )

    Welcome back. : )

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  20. SJ Says:

    Suze: I sure didn’t! NOW they tell me …

    Penelope: That’s what Bret said! He told me to throw it in the nightstand drawer. :|

    Avitable: Hahahahaha!!! Hey, I’ve cleaned up *former* hamsters, and it ain’t fun.

    Nat: Uhh, I think I’ll stick with muddling. :P

    John: No, that’s the packaging. Which I *should* have removed, I guess. Yeah, didn’t you know? “SJ” stands for SlackerJane.

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