Happy happy joy joy!!!
Apparently I am a master criminal, as Background Checks Unltd. did not uncover any evidence of wrong-doing on my part. This means:
A. That Swiss bank account really did the trick.
B. I buried all the bodies deep enough.
C. I’ve been approved for employment by Incognotorious Inc.
The correct answer is C. It’s now officially official, folks! Monday will be my first day on their payroll, with benefits beginning November 1st.
Let the partying begin!!!
[tags]Hired, employment, me no temp no more[/tags]
October 19th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Psshhhht….how did *you* pass?
;)
October 20th, 2007 at 1:30 am
That is FABULOUS! Congratulations on your master criminal skilz! :0)
October 20th, 2007 at 8:51 am
Congrats on hiding your secret life of crime. ;)
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:55 am
I’m disappointed that A and B are not the truth. I would’ve pushed for you to publish a book with tips as to how to accomplish them. Alas…
October 25th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
I may *pretend* I really am a master criminal and write a how-to book! Maybe I’d make it into Oprah’s book club.